tyrannia: how do you aggressively flirt with someone like you look fucking pretty today you fucking bitch
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE EMAILS YOUR BOSS...
I read those emails, dumbass. Curious to see how my boss responds.
WHEN IT'S SUMMER
hollywoodassistants: In college: Now:
onedirectionsharesassholes: jlynbeatty: 50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free
notcuddles: magicrobotgeography: btw guys, you do know that if you’re gonna boycott abercrombie, you have to also boycott hot topic, hollister, and american eagle because they’re all owned by the same company And nothing of value was lost
looking at myself in the mirror after I've eaten...
It is not the strongest of the species that survives, nor the most intelligent...– Charles Darwin (via quotes-and-some-more-quotes)
WHEN I REALIZE I WILL NEVER ESCAPE MY BOSS
WHEN SOMEONE ASKS WHAT I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY
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messagewithabottle: The kid is one year old. We both made it through the year. The little guy has been amazing and I’ve kind of figured out part of this fatherhood gig. Apparently this has been the “easy” part and the worst (and best) is yet to come. Looks like I’m going to need to buy stock in Post-Its. In…
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fuckyeahgirlcrush: Sometimes it get can get pretty depressing thinking about how few women are currently dominating the film world. I’ve gotten a few messages asking for recommendations on films made by women, so I would suggest reading about a few of these ladies and discovering their work for yourself!
Look at you. You’re young. And you’re scared. Why are you so scared? Stop being...– Louise Flory (via 10perfectblues)