February 2012
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Let me give you some advice. →
chenelleeemaranon:
Losing your virginity: Lose it to someone who you truly trust, or someone you completely in awe love. If not, then don’t do it or you’ll regret it.
Masturbating: Its completely normal, you don’t need to be embarrassed or anything, everyone does it. Its a great stress reliever too.
Getting over someone:
Cry, but only to a limit.
Do not stay home, if you’re home then you’ll...
Lent. It’s not just about giving up; it can be about picking up good habits, too.
For the next 40 days and 40 nights I will not:
spend more than 20 minutes on Facebook per day (thanks ChromeNanny, for that nifty trick)
drink soda, diet or otherwise, before noon or after 5pm
eat carbs after lunch (Sujan’s Chivas diet, hey hey)
be late to or miss class voluntarily
eat fried food...
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Marshall Eriksen, so help me I will punch you in your Muppet face.
But way to finally nut up, Scherbatsky.
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*warning: self-indulgence ahead*
There aren’t many feelings worse than realizing that you’ve been completely misguided, that you’ve but a lot of concerted effort into something and it turned out to be a complete and utter waste of time.
Driving home from work today, I had this overwhelming feeling that I have been putting a lot of time into something that was really nothing....
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I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the...
– -Jess (New Girl)
(via myroaringtwenties)
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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via commodore-sparklebutt)
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Not For Women? Try Not For Anyone
After the jump lies my piece, as originally intended, written and edited by me. Enjoy, hate, whatever! It’s an opinions piece, so if you feel something at all about it then I did my job.
It’s Not For Women. With a slogan like that strewn across the screen in a Terminator-esque font, it’s no wonder Dr. Pepper Ten has come under fire for sexist marketing. The TV and radio spots, combined...
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Cat Marnell: "On the Death of Whitney Houston: Why... →
“Desperate drug addicts go on the internet late and night and prowl around looking for writers who will talk about using. I was one of those internet-searchers, looking for help on the fucking internet, night after night. I’m writing this for them. Hi guys.
So many of you have expressed your disgust about how much I talk about drugs. I really tried to stop for a while, but you know what?...
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dear america
swedeen:
heathyr:
jaredpotterlecki:
most british males don’t look like benedict cumberbatch, colin morgan, david tennant etc etc
most british males look like this
just thought i’d warn you.
your cousin from across the pond,
britain.
dear everywhere that is not texas,
most texan males don’t look like Jared Padalecki, Jensen Ackles, Mark Salling, etc etc
most texan males look like...
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I had my first Opinions piece published in the college newspaper today. Not hating on my editor at all—seriously, you’re the best—but a point was added to my article that I hadn’t originally intended to focus on and it has come under fire in the comments section. And by “under fire,” being the overdramatic person that I am, I of course mean two snotty comments,...
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You deserve to be independent.
– Erin Cuevas (via allenchen)
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Having one of those weeks where everything starts out awesome and totally turns to, as JT would say, “sucks-a-bag-of-dicks.”