March 2012
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February 2012
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There was just absolutely WAY too much coffee coursing through my veins today. Sorry to anyone if I came off cracked out or edgy today. Too. Much. Caffeine. Dependence.
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Just remember, this world is not a garden so don’t act like a hoe.
– @ReaIMilaKunis
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Jezebel: Science Confirms Getting Back With Your... →
Consider this a public service announcement. It’s science.
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tried really hard to fight the need this morning, but here i sit with a quad-shot iced latte in my hand. #addict
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The Week on Shameless Sunday...
Spending a couple hours on LinkedIn. Get ready for my requests, ya’ll.
In honor of the Oscars and Hollywood, where it’s all about schmoozing and who you know, I devote my late Sunday morning to expanding my network by any means necessary.
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Questions not usually asked:
Surprise me when I come back from the gym? I will be le bored.
boooksandcleverness:
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would...
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Let me give you some advice. →
chenelleeemaranon:
Losing your virginity: Lose it to someone who you truly trust, or someone you completely in awe love. If not, then don’t do it or you’ll regret it.
Masturbating: Its completely normal, you don’t need to be embarrassed or anything, everyone does it. Its a great stress reliever too.
Getting over someone:
Cry, but only to a limit.
Do not stay home, if you’re home then you’ll...
Lent. It’s not just about giving up; it can be about picking up good habits, too.
For the next 40 days and 40 nights I will not:
spend more than 20 minutes on Facebook per day (thanks ChromeNanny, for that nifty trick)
drink soda, diet or otherwise, before noon or after 5pm
eat carbs after lunch (Sujan’s Chivas diet, hey hey)
be late to or miss class voluntarily
eat fried food...
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Marshall Eriksen, so help me I will punch you in your Muppet face.
But way to finally nut up, Scherbatsky.
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*warning: self-indulgence ahead*
There aren’t many feelings worse than realizing that you’ve been completely misguided, that you’ve but a lot of concerted effort into something and it turned out to be a complete and utter waste of time.
Driving home from work today, I had this overwhelming feeling that I have been putting a lot of time into something that was really nothing....
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I brake for birds. I rock a lot of polka dots. I have touched glitter in the...
– -Jess (New Girl)
(via myroaringtwenties)
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Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via commodore-sparklebutt)
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