nprfreshair:

Tomorrow’s guest: Tina Fey.

Story. of. my. life. 

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the-absolute-best-posts:

Oh no, my period!

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30 ROCK COME BACK! Don’t get me wrong, Thursday nights on NBC are still great, but for the love of God could you bump of Whitney already? How that show got optioned for a full season I will NEVER understand. Laugh tracks are dead (take note, Two Broke Girls, and stop wasting Kat Dennings) and NBC is the Queen (you can’t say King when it’s Amy Poehler, Alison Brie, and Aubrey Plaza running train over my former love Grey’s Anatomy) of Comedy once again; bring back Tina so she can sit on the throne. Oh, and Jane too! 

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feyminism:

Graphic by: Catherine Palmeno

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fyeahlemonmoments:

No, there’s too many phones in here. 

You can’t put Gatorade on salmon. 

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I’ve always dreamed of growing up to be Amy Poehler.
-Amy Poehler

All I want is to grow up to be this proud of myself. 

Actually, I think that’s all anybody really wants. Well, that and to sit and eat a delicious sandwich in peace. 

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New York Magazine, this is super brilliant. It’s nice to know that someone else thinks so intensely and laboriously about my favorite TV show. 

Also, it taught me that Cerie’s last name is Xerox. 

ellavictoria:

TINA FEY SPAM

BAM!

cheia:

• Hey. It’s Liz Lemon. This message is for the co-op board, I guess. This is the number you gave me, I hope it’s not fake. ‘Cause you accepted my bid and I haven’t heard from you. But I’m doing great. I bought a German television studio today. 
• Does everyone know that you’re a bunch of liars, or should I tell them myself because I know a lot of people! 
• You know what? I’m fine. Because I know who I am. You! I feel sorry for you, co-op board! 
• I am going to the hospital. And I hope you’re happy. 
• I’m just confused. It seems weird to me that you would still be advertising the apartment after you accepted my offer. 
• AND I AM HERE TO REMIND YOU!
• You know what? I’ve moved on. I bought a whole bunch of apartments. I bought a black apartment, so…

It’s like looking into a crystal ball…

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Currently, I would like a Potbelly Wreck. Or a Subway Meatball Marinara. Sandwiches are my one weakness for meat ::le sigh::

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This is devastating news to me and the roommates.

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ahnner:

when I’m with a group of people and something bad or awkward happens, I want to say “shut it down” Liz Lemon style, but I’m afraid no one will know what I’m talking about and just stare at me like

and I won’t be able to explain it to them without fully explaining who Lemon is.